Who's up for a big, camp, Kiki?

I'm a bit tardy to the party with this, but it is my new obsession:

Learning this dance is currently No. 1 on my 5 year plan. Scissor Sisters, I can never thank you enough.

Where there's a will....

...there seems to be a massive weight loss.

If Jennifer Hudson can under go that kind of transformation, there is really no reason why I haven't lost a stone in 12 years.




That's not true, there is a very good reason why I haven't lost a stone, and it is popularly known as the Kinder Bueno. Jennifer doesn't know what she's missing.

But on the subject of Jennifer Hudson's awesomeness, this video deserves a mention:



I know this was meant to be about Jabba the Hud, but how amazing is Christina Aguilera?! You can have all the Kinder Buenos you want, love, as long as you can keep doing that.

Bitter much?

I love Solange Knowles. She may be my favourite Knowles sister, and not just because she shaved her head and is most likely omni-baked, but because she is uber-talented:



However, Solange doesn't seem to be that pleased that no-one else likes her just as much as I do. In fact, if this song is anything to go by, it looks like she's a tad bitter:



C'mon Solange, nobody likes a baldy sour-bake.

PS: does anyone else think T.O.N.Y is about the demon weed?

Exciting Stuff!

I have just heard this for the first time, and I have feelings for it, like the musical version of objectum sexuality.



I never really liked Keisha as a Sugababe, because I believed that she was a massive bitch, but then she got booted out and I found out she was friends with Kimberly Walsh and Leona Lewis. Since Kimberly is a goddess and Leona is the single most boring celebrity the world has ever known, it is unlikely that Keisha is a bitch. Which means I will switch my allegiances from Sugababes to Keisha fan.

Because I'm flakey like that.

NYE!

Extreme tanning must ensue. It would be downright rude not too.

I want to be that colour...
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... and I mean the colour of the dress, not the skin.

In case you forgot...

Dannii Minogue is actually very talented. I just had her flash up on iPod and it was a very pleasant surprise.

More of that please.



I feel like having a disco for one now.