I Actually Thought That This Was RuPaul

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...but it's former 'adult film start' extraordinaire Jenna Jameson. What the what?! Proof that when it comes to surgery, it's best to leave your face alone. 

Heidi Montag on Sex Tapes and Jesus

A found this interesting quote while perusing Perez:

"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?" 

I think that that is where the comparisons with JC end. I am certain that Jesus was not persecuted for having a mouldable face. But if ever there was a sign that Heidi's good friend has a sense of humour, it's that his dad put someone on earth who came up with this:

You are SO welcome.