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Showing posts with label Viva Las Gaygas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Viva Las Gaygas. Show all posts

Sunday, 31 March 2013

Can we be friends?

The lovely people at Buzzfeed are running an article on 'Messages to Young People Who Don't Believe in Gay Marriage'. Amongst the 37 options on the site, this was my fave. I need to know this girl, she is clearly a genius:

Now that's how you speak to the (more ignorant) youth of today. Though if you are looking for a more blunt approach, this one works too:
Equal rights and love and hugs and kisses for all!

Friday, 29 March 2013

Who's up for a big, camp, Kiki?

I'm a bit tardy to the party with this, but it is my new obsession:


Learning this dance is currently No. 1 on my 5 year plan. Scissor Sisters, I can never thank you enough.

Too Great to be Straight

I bring you now to a section that shall henceforth be known as 'too great to be straight'. Here you will find a bevvy of delectable men  whose only flaw is that they are too good to be true and just not into you. First up, the exceptionally beautiful Matt Bomer:



Just look at that face - so chiseled. Those eyes - so mesmerising. That collar-bone - so prominent. Those eyebrows  - so well maintained. A coincidence that 'Bomer' sounds like 'boner'? I think not.

Matt is 35 (unbelievable!!), and has 3 sons with his partner Simon Halls. 

I know, so cute you could cry. Ugh. 

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Inconspicuous...

John Travolta has been spotted out having lunch with Liza Minelli.

Way to go, John. That's an awesome way to clear up those gay rumours. Do you have Cher's number too? Because that would really kill suspicions.

Jokes aside, if John Travolta really is gay (cheers for that, Carrie Fisher) he must be really sad. At least he has Liza.

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Interesting week where gay is concerned

YAY for America and it getting rid of that stupid 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' law. Now that they've recognised the importance of equality in the work place, if they could just extend that sentiment to marriage so the whole world could follow suit, my friends and I would be eternally grateful.

In other news, a 'sexy lesbian car commercial' was banned in Italy this week, prompting angry responses from

a) The gay population who think that it should be shown
b) The gay population who think that Renault are sexualising gay relationships.

Now, in my opinion, I hardly think it can be called 'a sexy lesbian commercial'. Don't we all use stockings to tie up random ladies we meet at parties?

Seriously though, I think car commercials always try to be sexy, so the couple they are using is irrelevant. In fact, I think if more big names got involved in making advertisements like this, the media would 'normalise' gay relationships, so that we could just call them 'relationships', without the gay/straight distinction. That said, they didn't use two men.

Whatever the circumstances surrounding its 'ban', I'd bet my Puffa that Burlesconi wasn't involved.

See for yourself