Suri Cruise is such an awesome bitch. Or at the very least, her blogging alter ego is. I particularly like her loathing for the Kardashian's and their off-spring.

Ugh

As if being perfectly proportioned, well dressed, rich and born into the greatest TV-family of all time wasn't enough, Kim Kardashian has gone and got married. My mediocre self can barely cope.

But it's fine, I've always preferred Khloe anyway.

Going Out With A Bang

The beautiful Dame Elizabeth Taylor left us last week, but not before she stole the show one last time.

Liz stipulated in her will that she arrive to her own burial 15 minutes late, so that she could make one last grand entrance. The story also goes that an ex-husband (one of the seven) remarked that she 'would be later to her own funeral', and Dame Elizabeth thoughtfully decided to prove him right. Either way, not many celebrities have the potential to add such a touch of class to their last big day.

In an age where fake boobs and knicker-flashing buy fame, the passing of Elizabeth Taylor highlights how much 'show-biz' has deteriorated since the Old Hollywood days.

And of course, what it meant to look after one's eyebrows (how awesome are they?!).

So, now that she's gone, I would like to remind you of her best work:

This year's best dress was....

...this absolute beauty. Now, I can't claim to know much about fashion (having once teamed denim platform ankle boots with Le Coq Sportif tracksuit bottoms- I so wish that was a joke), but I don't think I would be wrong to say that Marion Cotillard consistently looks impeccable- with the help of Dior. How is it possible for one woman to be so beautiful? Also, I like shiny things, like a clothes-magpie.

Now, while on the subject of Lady Marion and Dior, I have to ask, what is this about:



Is she a hooker? Is she like a showgirl-lady-Jesus who can make lame men walk and knackers paint? And the young guy in it is Russell Tovey, best known (probably) for his roles in the History Boys and BBC 3's Him and Her. So, how the fuck did he bag this job?! I don't think he's bad, just that he is a bit of a random choice. But what do I know- I own green knee high boots.