The Epitome of the Phrase 'So Bad It's Good'

Sarah Michelle Gellar has returned to TV in what can only be described as both horrendous and spectacular fashion. 'Ringer' is a totally unbelievable drama series where Buffy plays two twin sisters. One sister fakes her own death, and the other sister takes over her life to hide from the mob (oh wait, there's more), only to find out that someone is after her sister, who is also a bit of a slut and is avec enfant, but unsure who the baby daddy is.

The show also has an inadvertent comedy aspect, due to the sister's names. In a very Irish fashion the twins are called Bridget and Siobhan. SMG is struggling to pronounce the latter name. She often takes to calling her 'Shiv'. I know many Siobhans, but have never met a Shiv.

Here's a glimpse of the trailer:

I don't think Ringer is on UK or Irish TV yet, so you'll probs just have to wait a bit (nudge nudge, wink wink)

There is Just No Excuse, Lindsay

Bad teeth are excusable. Unclean teeth are not. Radar online has found a dentist that kindly speculates that Lindsay's bad case of funky-tooth is due to drug use.

If this is true (which it may not be), I'm sure you can scrape some pennies together for a tube of toothpaste, Ms Lohan. You can even get one composed of baking powder- you know, it's a white powdery stuff, and you rub it on your gums and....oh no, wait, that's what (allegedly) got us here in the first place.

I have a voucher for 25% of dental care in Boots if it's financial aid you're in need of. Though if you accept it with mind to (possibly, but also possibly not) purchase some narcotics, I will have to take it back, because I believe that would make me an enabler.

Ugh

As if being perfectly proportioned, well dressed, rich and born into the greatest TV-family of all time wasn't enough, Kim Kardashian has gone and got married. My mediocre self can barely cope.

But it's fine, I've always preferred Khloe anyway.