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Sunday, 16 October 2011

The Epitome of the Phrase 'So Bad It's Good'

Sarah Michelle Gellar has returned to TV in what can only be described as both horrendous and spectacular fashion. 'Ringer' is a totally unbelievable drama series where Buffy plays two twin sisters. One sister fakes her own death, and the other sister takes over her life to hide from the mob (oh wait, there's more), only to find out that someone is after her sister, who is also a bit of a slut and is avec enfant, but unsure who the baby daddy is.

The show also has an inadvertent comedy aspect, due to the sister's names. In a very Irish fashion the twins are called Bridget and Siobhan. SMG is struggling to pronounce the latter name. She often takes to calling her 'Shiv'. I know many Siobhans, but have never met a Shiv.

Here's a glimpse of the trailer:


I don't think Ringer is on UK or Irish TV yet, so you'll probs just have to wait a bit (nudge nudge, wink wink)


Wednesday, 5 January 2011

I guess Kevin McAllister isn't so funny anymore...




Mila Kunis and Macauly Culkin have broken up. While this must be very sad for them both, I can't say I'm surprised. She's now a Golden-Globe nominated actress, and he has done dick all for the past 6 years. The man is 30- give it up or put some effort in.

It must be tough when you know your long-term girlfriend has gotten further with Natalie Portman than you ever will.

What is this meant to be, Ryan Gosling?

Ryan Gosling (who is nat hat) was on TV in America singing what was allegedly a My Little Pony song. Someone has clearly lied to him, because I have never heard this one before:



If you don't watch him, he talks EXACTLY like Spencer Pratt.

The My Little Pony song, as any self respecting 80s kid knows, is this:



I'll beeeeeeeeeeeee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight by yooooooooooooooooooour siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. I could cry with nostalgia.

Does anyone remember the really creepy My Little Pony film with the ice-cream man who drugged the ponies' ice-cream and made them join the circus? It was like 'Taken' for 4 year olds.