Who's up for a big, camp, Kiki?

I'm a bit tardy to the party with this, but it is my new obsession:

Learning this dance is currently No. 1 on my 5 year plan. Scissor Sisters, I can never thank you enough.

Suri Cruise is such an awesome bitch. Or at the very least, her blogging alter ego is. I particularly like her loathing for the Kardashian's and their off-spring.

Quote of the Year

Shirley MacLaine is awesome for lots of reasons (like playing my favourite ever prostitute in Irma La Douce), but after a recent interview Chez Oprah, I love her a little bit more.

During the interview she talked about her, um, 'active intimate life' (which, ps, old people really shouldn't do, ever- but it's Shirley MacLaine so we'll cut her some slack) and said:

"I've had an awful lot of lovers...and a lot of awful lovers"

LOL.

I would like to add something funny in here about how I totally understand where she's coming from etc, but I can't because my life has been nowhere near as interesting as Ms MacLaine's. Ho hum.

Stop Playing With Your Vage

Did your mum never tell you to get your hand out of your knickers? (Mine didn't, but I've seen this happen- mostly with little boys having a fiddle).

I sort of hate this video- are those pointy things embedded under her skin?! That is truly rancid. Her hair looks awesome though. I suppose that's the least you can do to look good when your're planning on birthing your own machine gun.

I find this to be a much better use of unicorns:

I don't know what they did to persuade him to do this, but it was genius. And he looks hawt.

Have I ever told you how much I love aliens?

I love movies about aliens. And movies about the end of the world. Which is now just one more reason for me to love Take That:

It's like Children of Men and District 9 in one magical-take-that-alien-apocalypse musical! I feel like I should have made this video.

I would have put more Jason in there.

Even Better than Brian Mc Fadden

This. Is. AWESOME.

I actually want to have 'Ball of Light' on my cheesiPod.

Pretty Political

This brooding beauty is the Prime Minister of Norway, Jens Stoltenberg. I like him because he looks like an ageing action hero, or possibly Liam Neeson's slightly less intense brother.

Jens is a former journalist and cannabis user. Good to know what his interests are.

He once crashed into a car, pretended to fix a note, and sped off into the night. Unfortunately, he was newly elected and recognisable to the general Norwegian public. So not the sharpest tool in the box, but I like a man who takes risks.

And fortunately, he has undergone an image change since these days:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thefuturistics/2340340656/

I wish my parents were this funny

But I'm not as lucky as Ben Stiller. I came across this video earlier and I nearly cried laughing. There are 17 of them! Ben's mum and dad have an online pop-culture talk show, where there say whatever comes into their heads for 90 seconds. Sort of similar to this blog but with old people.

My favourite part is when Anne Meara compares Snooki's poof to a tumour.

Episode 2: "The Jersey Shore" @ Yahoo! Video

In another episode she tactfully asks 'What happened to Kris Jenner's face?'. Hilariously, her husband is able to discuss in detail the Kardashian family tree.

And if your wondering where you recognise Anne from (which I'm sure you are), it's Sex and the City, she is Steve Brady's mum. Fun fact!

Exciting Stuff!

I have just heard this for the first time, and I have feelings for it, like the musical version of objectum sexuality.



I never really liked Keisha as a Sugababe, because I believed that she was a massive bitch, but then she got booted out and I found out she was friends with Kimberly Walsh and Leona Lewis. Since Kimberly is a goddess and Leona is the single most boring celebrity the world has ever known, it is unlikely that Keisha is a bitch. Which means I will switch my allegiances from Sugababes to Keisha fan.

Because I'm flakey like that.

This is GENIUS!

I love this! Candy magazine- "the first fashion magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny" (direct quote from their website, always important to dodge plagiarism) - has done this spread based on Vogue editor Anna Wintour and its creative director (and all-around genius) Grace Coddington. The likeness is actually uncanny!

Here's a video of the two in action. This film, but the way, is great. Anna Wintour almost comes across as a normal person.