Can we be friends?

The lovely people at Buzzfeed are running an article on 'Messages to Young People Who Don't Believe in Gay Marriage'. Amongst the 37 options on the site, this was my fave. I need to know this girl, she is clearly a genius:

Now that's how you speak to the (more ignorant) youth of today. Though if you are looking for a more blunt approach, this one works too:

Equal rights and love and hugs and kisses for all!

Who's up for a big, camp, Kiki?

I'm a bit tardy to the party with this, but it is my new obsession:

Learning this dance is currently No. 1 on my 5 year plan. Scissor Sisters, I can never thank you enough.

The Epitome of the Phrase 'So Bad It's Good'

Sarah Michelle Gellar has returned to TV in what can only be described as both horrendous and spectacular fashion. 'Ringer' is a totally unbelievable drama series where Buffy plays two twin sisters. One sister fakes her own death, and the other sister takes over her life to hide from the mob (oh wait, there's more), only to find out that someone is after her sister, who is also a bit of a slut and is avec enfant, but unsure who the baby daddy is.

The show also has an inadvertent comedy aspect, due to the sister's names. In a very Irish fashion the twins are called Bridget and Siobhan. SMG is struggling to pronounce the latter name. She often takes to calling her 'Shiv'. I know many Siobhans, but have never met a Shiv.

Here's a glimpse of the trailer:

I don't think Ringer is on UK or Irish TV yet, so you'll probs just have to wait a bit (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Suri Cruise is such an awesome bitch. Or at the very least, her blogging alter ego is. I particularly like her loathing for the Kardashian's and their off-spring.

Frickin' Cute!

Last night Kermit and Rowlf got together to sing the Rainbow Connection, probably the best song in the world that does not involve Beyoncé.

But what makes this performance even more special is that this is only the second time that Rowlf has spoken since Jim Henson's death in 1990. Rowlf was Jim's favourite character, and after he died the Muppets cast and crew decided they ought to mute him out of respect (they probably didn't use the words 'mute him'), aside from a small speaking part in Muppets Treasure Island. This is only the second time that Rowlf and Kermit have sang together- the first was during the closing scene of the 1979 Muppet Movie.

Not so fun fact: Jim Henson died of 'sleeping pneumonia'- he felt sick, but "didn't want to worry anyone". Whatta guy.

So bad it's AWESOME

Two things struck me when I watched Obsessed:

1. This film is truly awful
2. This film is a cinematic triumph

It is rare for a film to both terrible and brilliant, but if any bad actress can make that happen, Beyoncé can. See for yourselves:

I would class it in the same category as Spice World. Make of that what you will.

Where there's a will....

...there seems to be a massive weight loss.

If Jennifer Hudson can under go that kind of transformation, there is really no reason why I haven't lost a stone in 12 years.




That's not true, there is a very good reason why I haven't lost a stone, and it is popularly known as the Kinder Bueno. Jennifer doesn't know what she's missing.

But on the subject of Jennifer Hudson's awesomeness, this video deserves a mention:



I know this was meant to be about Jabba the Hud, but how amazing is Christina Aguilera?! You can have all the Kinder Buenos you want, love, as long as you can keep doing that.

Beating the Monday Blues

Today was, as days go, pretty shitty. Few things could have made this day better, but I found the magic solution. On the way to my local epicerie to indulge in binge-eating materials, I decided to allow my cheesiPod to accompany me on the journey, and behold, the God's of fate arranged for this song to play:



I haven't felt elation like that since I recovered Puffa from a hotel in Amsterdam.

I think my next career venture should be to convince the members of Steps and S Club, and the two remaining girls from B*Witched who are jobless to set up a vocal counselling service. The outfits alone will turn that frown upside down.

You may wonder why I said 'the two remaining girls from B*Witched'. Well, wonder no more:



I like it, but I paid €90 to see Britney Spears wander absent-mindedly around a stage.

I wish my parents were this funny

But I'm not as lucky as Ben Stiller. I came across this video earlier and I nearly cried laughing. There are 17 of them! Ben's mum and dad have an online pop-culture talk show, where there say whatever comes into their heads for 90 seconds. Sort of similar to this blog but with old people.

My favourite part is when Anne Meara compares Snooki's poof to a tumour.

Episode 2: "The Jersey Shore" @ Yahoo! Video

In another episode she tactfully asks 'What happened to Kris Jenner's face?'. Hilariously, her husband is able to discuss in detail the Kardashian family tree.

And if your wondering where you recognise Anne from (which I'm sure you are), it's Sex and the City, she is Steve Brady's mum. Fun fact!

Exciting Stuff!

I have just heard this for the first time, and I have feelings for it, like the musical version of objectum sexuality.



I never really liked Keisha as a Sugababe, because I believed that she was a massive bitch, but then she got booted out and I found out she was friends with Kimberly Walsh and Leona Lewis. Since Kimberly is a goddess and Leona is the single most boring celebrity the world has ever known, it is unlikely that Keisha is a bitch. Which means I will switch my allegiances from Sugababes to Keisha fan.

Because I'm flakey like that.

What is this meant to be, Ryan Gosling?

Ryan Gosling (who is nat hat) was on TV in America singing what was allegedly a My Little Pony song. Someone has clearly lied to him, because I have never heard this one before:



If you don't watch him, he talks EXACTLY like Spencer Pratt.

The My Little Pony song, as any self respecting 80s kid knows, is this:



I'll beeeeeeeeeeeee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight by yooooooooooooooooooour siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. I could cry with nostalgia.

Does anyone remember the really creepy My Little Pony film with the ice-cream man who drugged the ponies' ice-cream and made them join the circus? It was like 'Taken' for 4 year olds.

This is GENIUS!

I love this! Candy magazine- "the first fashion magazine ever completely dedicated to celebrating transvestism, transexuality, cross dressing and androgyny" (direct quote from their website, always important to dodge plagiarism) - has done this spread based on Vogue editor Anna Wintour and its creative director (and all-around genius) Grace Coddington. The likeness is actually uncanny!

Here's a video of the two in action. This film, but the way, is great. Anna Wintour almost comes across as a normal person.