Open Letter to Vanessa Hudgens

Dear Vanessa,

If you don't want people to see you naked, stop taking off your clothes and taking pictures of yourself. They will end up on the internet, and your parents will be embarrassed.

However, if you are going to continually be stupid and allow this to happen, could you ensure that they photos fall into the hands of someone who will publish them properly? I've been searching all day and I can't find them anywhere.

Though, that's how I felt about Rihanna's naked episode, and then I found the photos and, well....I saw too much.

I guess it's a case of 'be careful what you wish for', but I'm going to take my chances.

Fun Fact

I thought I would take a moment to brush up on this Wikileaks story today, because I've been neglecting the news for celebrity gossip for the greater part of this century.

Anywho, I decided to read about one of my favourite countries ever, Nicaragua, a State that Public International Law has actually made me feel quite sorry for. Imagine my surprise when I found out that the Nicaraguan President shares a surname with one of my top-ten directors of all time!

Yep, Mr President Daniel Ortega shares a name with Disney genius Kenny Ortega, the man who blessed us with the High School Musical franchise and the cinematic triumph that was Hocus Pocus. (He was also the musical director behind what would have been Michael Jackson's 'This Is It' concert, but we all know how that turned out)

Unfortunately, a surname is probably all these two share- one wants to keep kids off the streets by teaching them about the joys of song and witchcraft, while the other has opened the little tykes up to a whole array of narcotics.

Great fun to be had, no matter which Ortega you favour!