Grrrrrrrrrrilf of the Day

I give you- Tom Selleck! He wouldn't be my first choice, but I have heard there is many a young lady with their hearts set on him.

Tom here has just turned 66. Well, if it's good enough for Monica Gellar...

PS- do you see the picture in which he is wearing jeans? Have you looked? My sister has that exact same belt. She accused me of stealing it, but it would seem that Magnum PI has some sticky fingers.

Just keep her clean, Sam

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were out and about in LA on Thursday, and stopped by the Roosevelt hotel (home of Teddy's and probably many of Lindsay's lost memories), before going home for a sleepover. I am going to go out on a limb here and say it was a sexy-time-sleepover, because they live right next door to each other- there is really no other excuse for just not going your separate ways at the door.

Genius.

Now, I just have a few things to add here. You two can have all the sleepovers you want, as long as LiLo isn't drinking or rubbing her nose. Secondly, if you are thinking of getting back together, maybe you should just bite the bullet and move in together- Lindsay hasn't got much work going her way at the mo'. And finally, a word of advice for Samantha: get out! Get out while you can! She has moved NEXT DOOR and, judging from the photo above, she is stealing your clothes.

You need a girlfriend, Sam, not a shadow.

Grrrrrrrrrrilf of the Day

Upon request, I'm going to start uploading pictures of hot men who could be potential grandfathers. Number one is my personal favourite.


Crack that whip, Dr Jones. Not too vigorously, mind, you'll do your hip in.

Put 'Em Away, Love

Leona Lewis is so boring that she can't even make herself look like a common trollop. She has clearly tried to do everything in power to look sexy and edgy, but I'm still bored.

I also really don't get the point of this crop top. Granted this is probably because I have never and will never be able to wear one, but it is also because that skirt is just sooooooooo high. And sooooooo long. So(ooooooo) why didn't she just join them together and take the hem up a bit?

Oh right, because it still wouldn't have made her interesting.

Oh Em Gee

A few years ago, Britney Spears had a bit of a mental breakdown. I have now uncovered YouTube evidence (the most reliable kind there is) that shows that Britney actually began losing her marbles in September 2003. Watch this and wait for the 'Happy Troll' comment.



David Sneddon?!?!

Well, it explains a lot about her later romantic choices.

FYI Calvin for S Club Juniors is not going to get with your sister Britney, she is damaged goods.

He has my vote

Though I'm quite sure that (despite the fact that I'm a British citizen) I am only allowed to vote for candidates with some sort of terrorist links.

But look at this man. Isn't he a specimen of beauty? Granted he and Sonic the Hedgehog have the same hairdresser, but he still gets my heart racing. We could have a foreign affair.

PS his dad is a Marxist theorist, so I think he could take me home to meet the family and I may be able to impress them with my knowledge (read: boobs)

Gang Life is Getting Out of Control

I have been to California. I have taken a bus through down-town L.A. in the dark. I toured the Tenderloin District in San Francisco and have almost fainted on Venice Beach. In my life I have seen many things, but none so more frightening than what I read today on BBC News.

Cricket has spread to Compton. Apparently it's keeping kids out of gangs and promoting non-drug-fuelled activity amongst the young'uns of CA. Now, I am totally in favour of encouraging people to make their lives better, but is cricket really the way to go about this. Surely giving a 17 year old gang member a cricket bat is equally as dangerous as giving him any other large, heavy blunt object. I'm sure we have all seen Law and Order, and are aware of the damage that such objects can cause.

On the plus side, now these kids have one more item to paint red or blue and draw some tears on.