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Friday, 31 December 2010

Sorry Katy, but this is good for my self-esteem




Ladies and Gentlemen of the world, this is what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up.

According to readers of FHM, Katy is the 37th sexiest woman in the world. I thought she'd be higher, but there you go.

If I were you, Katy, I would kick your husband in the balls so hard for taking this picture that you would knock him right of the wagon and into the arms of some dealer. Then I would pack my bags and fuck off.

I'm being overly harsh. She may look like a teenage boy in this picture, but we know she is all woman below the neck. Where are those pictures, Russell?

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