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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

News Flash!

Brian Mc Fadden says his new song is NOT about date-rape, because it's about his fiancée. Have we not been over this? If you get your girlfriend drunk and take advantage, it still counts.

I knew there was no way he could realistically get a woman like that.

How drunk was she when he persuaded her to do this?


At least we got to the bottom of the Kerry Katona disaster.

1 comment:

  1. How did he think it would magically be okay if it as suddenly 'only about his fiancée'? That boy is some clown. But this we already knew. Especially after pink-shirt-gate.

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