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Sunday, 16 October 2011

There is Just No Excuse, Lindsay

Bad teeth are excusable. Unclean teeth are not. Radar online has found a dentist that kindly speculates that Lindsay's bad case of funky-tooth is due to drug use.

If this is true (which it may not be), I'm sure you can scrape some pennies together for a tube of toothpaste, Ms Lohan. You can even get one composed of baking powder- you know, it's a white powdery stuff, and you rub it on your gums and....oh no, wait, that's what (allegedly) got us here in the first place.

I have a voucher for 25% of dental care in Boots if it's financial aid you're in need of. Though if you accept it with mind to (possibly, but also possibly not) purchase some narcotics, I will have to take it back, because I believe that would make me an enabler.

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