God dislikes me- and womankind

The reason I say this is because the stunner above is actually a boy. God makes boys that are better girls than some girls are (and by 'some girls' I mean me), or at least the good people at Jean Paul Gautier seem to think so.

I just have some points on this. Now, I can understand how make up can transform a person in many ways, but how in the world does this boy give the illusion of having hips?! And he has a teeny waist- look at how small it is, it's fascinating! And secondly, while I fully understand the place that androgyny has on the catwalk and in fashion, does it perhaps send out a bad message to use a model that is that under-developed in the boob region? I totally support this move in the industry, but because fashion is plagued by talk of eating disorders and bad influences, maybe designers need to tred carefully here.

Anywho, the model's name is Andrej Pejic, and he models both men's and women's ranges. Now, that's talent.

I wish my parents were this funny

But I'm not as lucky as Ben Stiller. I came across this video earlier and I nearly cried laughing. There are 17 of them! Ben's mum and dad have an online pop-culture talk show, where there say whatever comes into their heads for 90 seconds. Sort of similar to this blog but with old people.

My favourite part is when Anne Meara compares Snooki's poof to a tumour.

Episode 2: "The Jersey Shore" @ Yahoo! Video

In another episode she tactfully asks 'What happened to Kris Jenner's face?'. Hilariously, her husband is able to discuss in detail the Kardashian family tree.

And if your wondering where you recognise Anne from (which I'm sure you are), it's Sex and the City, she is Steve Brady's mum. Fun fact!

This post may cause you to gauge out your eyeballs. With teaspoons

Why? Who? HOW?! Where is her make-up?! This is pretty unfair- with anyone else there would be at least a little airbrushing and some very supportive underwear. However, some conniving bastard managed to talk Abbey- of X-Factor 'Ablisa' fame- into getting her bits out. Whoever was behind this obviously wanted to punish the human race for reading such tripe as the Sport.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to amputate a limb, in the hope that it makes me forget that I saw this photo.

Really? This bird?

Jim Carrey has got himself a new lady friend, which is strange, because I presumed that once someone broke up with Jenny Mc Carthy they were doomed to asexuality for all time.
Apparently not.

Jim Carrey has quite an eclectic taste, doesn't he?

Bitter much?

I love Solange Knowles. She may be my favourite Knowles sister, and not just because she shaved her head and is most likely omni-baked, but because she is uber-talented:



However, Solange doesn't seem to be that pleased that no-one else likes her just as much as I do. In fact, if this song is anything to go by, it looks like she's a tad bitter:



C'mon Solange, nobody likes a baldy sour-bake.

PS: does anyone else think T.O.N.Y is about the demon weed?

Sometimes life isn't fair

Be still my beating heart. My favourite former-Hooters girl looks beautiful in this Christoforos Kotentos dress (does it sound like I know who he is? Because I really don't). I really like it, although I'm sure I've seen my granny wear they square-patterned bit as a scarf, around her head, in Mass.

How does she hide her fringe when she is Santana? Just something to ponder while I do nothing else today.

Cringe

I was watching the Little Mermaid with some friends during the week (as mature, intelligent Masters students have been known to do, in between in depth conversations about controversial world issues and dancing on tables), and this shocker appeared at the end.



Oh, Ashley, this is horrific! You should have read the small print on that Disney contract- the part where it asked you for your soul.

Exciting Stuff!

I have just heard this for the first time, and I have feelings for it, like the musical version of objectum sexuality.



I never really liked Keisha as a Sugababe, because I believed that she was a massive bitch, but then she got booted out and I found out she was friends with Kimberly Walsh and Leona Lewis. Since Kimberly is a goddess and Leona is the single most boring celebrity the world has ever known, it is unlikely that Keisha is a bitch. Which means I will switch my allegiances from Sugababes to Keisha fan.

Because I'm flakey like that.

Good news. Sort of.

So it turns out that all the birds in Romania died from alcohol poisoning, and not bird flu, which is good news for birds in general, just not that particular drunken flock. I'm trying very hard to be environmentally friendly and not laugh, but then I picture a drunken flock of birds. In my head they are all chatting like the vultures in the Jungle Book.

The other random dropping of birds has been explained by fireworks in Arkansas and death by hit and run in Sweden. Am I the only person finding this difficult to believe? Anyone that has seen Flashforward knows that this is just a cover-up for the crazy scientific experiment that Charlie from Lost is involved with, and soon we are all going to black out for 2 minutes and see our futures. I blacked out on Monday, but I can't yet say if the two are related.

I guess Kevin McAllister isn't so funny anymore...

Mila Kunis and Macauly Culkin have broken up. While this must be very sad for them both, I can't say I'm surprised. She's now a Golden-Globe nominated actress, and he has done dick all for the past 6 years. The man is 30- give it up or put some effort in.

It must be tough when you know your long-term girlfriend has gotten further with Natalie Portman than you ever will.

What is this meant to be, Ryan Gosling?

Ryan Gosling (who is nat hat) was on TV in America singing what was allegedly a My Little Pony song. Someone has clearly lied to him, because I have never heard this one before:



If you don't watch him, he talks EXACTLY like Spencer Pratt.

The My Little Pony song, as any self respecting 80s kid knows, is this:



I'll beeeeeeeeeeeee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight by yooooooooooooooooooour siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. I could cry with nostalgia.

Does anyone remember the really creepy My Little Pony film with the ice-cream man who drugged the ponies' ice-cream and made them join the circus? It was like 'Taken' for 4 year olds.