This post may cause you to gauge out your eyeballs. With teaspoons

Why? Who? HOW?! Where is her make-up?! This is pretty unfair- with anyone else there would be at least a little airbrushing and some very supportive underwear. However, some conniving bastard managed to talk Abbey- of X-Factor 'Ablisa' fame- into getting her bits out. Whoever was behind this obviously wanted to punish the human race for reading such tripe as the Sport.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to amputate a limb, in the hope that it makes me forget that I saw this photo.