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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Good news. Sort of.


So it turns out that all the birds in Romania died from alcohol poisoning, and not bird flu, which is good news for birds in general, just not that particular drunken flock. I'm trying very hard to be environmentally friendly and not laugh, but then I picture a drunken flock of birds. In my head they are all chatting like the vultures in the Jungle Book.

The other random dropping of birds has been explained by fireworks in Arkansas and death by hit and run in Sweden. Am I the only person finding this difficult to believe? Anyone that has seen Flashforward knows that this is just a cover-up for the crazy scientific experiment that Charlie from Lost is involved with, and soon we are all going to black out for 2 minutes and see our futures. I blacked out on Monday, but I can't yet say if the two are related.

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